Addicted to Shoes

"But how do you walk in those shoes"? many inquire in disbelief. "Carefully", is the first word that comes to mind. Most important, never, ever spoil your feet. Don't listen when they try to tell you they are suffering excruciating pain. It is essential of ignore all pain even as it grows worse. You will get used to it and so will those spoiled feet. When it comes to beautiful shoes, listen to your heart, only.I assure you, once you start obeying your feet and pampering them with flat boxes, believe me, you will never be able to put on those lovely five-inchers again.How do I know for certain that I am an addict? My dreams are a give away. I have a repeated dream that I am a huge green centipede with 100 legs and 100 feet. Each of my feet is wearing a uniquely beautiful stiletto. Each one is unique. I love my repeating, centipede dream. I take each shoe off and caress it before going on to the next wonderful stiletto.What Men Think: According to a Recent UK Survey. 39% of men think their partner has too many pairs of shoes. 82% think stilettos are the sexist heels. 46% have asked her to wear heels in bed. (What is wrong with the other 64%?) 55% of men have had to carry their girlfriend because her feet hurt, after a long evening.What Women Do 79% of women have had sex wearing only their high heels. (So that 46% are kept very busy.) 50% women own more than 30 pairs of shoes. 8% own more than 100 pairs of shoes (that means that 42% either own less than 30 or more than 100 pairs!) 25% of women are more likely to buy shoes than pay their bills. 75% of women own shoes that don't fit properly. Most practical solution is to tell their feet to stop complaining. 10% of women have spent more than 1,000E in the past 12 months on shoes.I am extremely fortunate because I am cross-addicted. I love a bargain. In fact, I never buy shoes unless they are a bargain of 50% off, at least. How do I find these bargains? I have been blessed with 'psychic solar plexus' that sense a bargain many kilometers away. They always know. All I have to do is to listen to my psychic solar plexus and go...I can be walking down the street...just in time for a meeting...suddenly my psychic solar plexus start pulsing and I immediately know...first right...right again...left and there it is. A Sale. 60 sec. roving eye and the pulsing psychic solar plexus and I have found them. They have been waiting for me. I don't really have to try them on but I do if I have time. There I go, just in time for my meeting and wearing my new pair of shoes.In 2009, British women bought a mere 94 million pairs of shoes. In a recent survey 80% of those questioned had considered plastic surgery on their feet to make them more attractive. This includes surgery to have their toes made smaller. Wardrobes are being designed larger to accommodate the huge mountain of shoes that women are accumulating. 93% admitted to having at least two wardrobes and 13% have three.Whenever I am tempted to buy another pair of bargain shoes, I reassure myself that it is not a frivolous extravagance but a sound investment in my future, since I fully intend to be wearing my stilettos well into my 80's. To get more information click here risto rio or you can also click here risto rio weightlifting shoe

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